Alternate title: Jared Went To London and Brought Some of Us With Him.
This is what it looked like, in a blur.
with our diminutive friend Maceo. note that even the hot dog/ice cream trucks in England are Sprinters.
dude buys a pork pie. a later cause of great distress.
photos by Lil Willy, again.
Otherwise: we're in Seattle. Somebody (possibly Oakland underground hip-hop duo Zion I, we-think previous van occupants) harvested the nitro that makes the turbo boosters fire in our even-more-conspicuous 2008 model space shuttle/van - that is, the thing doesn't do hills - so we're on standby here getting it fixed. The good news is that, boy, this Priceline thing is no hoax! Next time you go on a vacation, throw all that "planning" to the wind and name-your-own-price hours before your reach your destination. Think low.
More from the road later.